Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To give me a dollar.
I dare you to give me a dollar
Listen, you freeloading, me-first, anti-civilization prick, just because you want ATDHE to be legal doesn’t mean it is.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
You got pissy when you heard Justin Bieber’s voice is changing.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
If Mark Zuckerberg poked you, you’d probably block him.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
My cat thinks you’re a pussy.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
Peak oil is just around the corner. You may as well just do it.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
You lily-livered cockamamie.
I dare you to give me a dollar.
